Right Choice Ranch, Touching bad boys since 1963. Picking up this My Name is Earl inspired t-shirt is one thing you should definitely cross off your list. "Earl, that was a rooster. That’s a man chicken; they’re the meanest of them all. They got that red flappy thing under their mouth; I don’t even know what they make that out of. I’m afraid of birds and I don’t care what you think of me."